Mom: That coat is too small for you!
A.: It actually fits me perfectly.
Mom: You need to lose weight if you want to wear it.
Later
A.: I'm heading out, mom.
Mom: What? You said you were going to fix the router.
A.: I'll do it when I get back.
Mom: You always said that!
A.: I've been asking you to find the instructions since you've been asking me to fix it.
Mom: Where are you going?'
A.: To Wendy's.
Mom: When will you be back?
A.: I'm not sure. Noonish.
This isn't about the router. Mom gets possessive when I spend time with my friends.
Shortly thereafter
Martha: I think you need to make it clear on your blog that you're not actually overweight.
A.: [Shrug]
Wendy: I agree. It's an important point.
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