What???

Mom: A.!!!!!!!
A., from another room: What???
Mom: Dr. Oz is talking about male erections!
A.: So?
Mom: A.!!!

I realize she's not going to stop calling my name until I come over.

Dr. Oz--here's a shocker--is talking about how important it is to maintain a healthy diet.

A.: I'll keep that in mind in case I'm one day reincarnated as a male, mom.