Mom: A.!!!!!!!
A., from another room: What???
Mom: Dr. Oz is talking about male erections!
A.: So?
Mom: A.!!!
I realize she's not going to stop calling my name until I come over.
Dr. Oz--here's a shocker--is talking about how important it is to maintain a healthy diet.
A.: I'll keep that in mind in case I'm one day reincarnated as a male, mom.
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