Talking dolls

Fudge-sickle! The honey badger talking doll is sold out. I was going to get one and have it say "honey badger don't give a $hit" when Gracie whined and "look at that sleeping f*ck!" when she (and maybe others who will remain unnamed) lazed around.

This got me thinking, I could design a mom talking doll. "You've gained weight!" "Real writers already know how to write!" "What will you do with all the cows?" I actually suggested this to her, but she shrugged it off.