Monday breakfast

A.: Do you, by chance, have any seaweed, other than the seaweed salad?
Mom: We have everything.
A.: Where would it be?
Mom: In the other fridge. The fridge is off, I use it as a cupboard.

There was, indeed, seaweed in the fridge/cupboard.

A.: Jay says I love seaweed too much.
Mom: Tolstoy, Pushkin, Bulgakov... all real writers, they didn't have to study how to write. They just did it.