Wednesday evening roundup

It's a good week for the Onion. See here and the third item here.

The explanation here just cracks me up:

Dr. Nick Neave who led the study as part of a larger project about attraction and movement. Neave said, "Women are spending money on high heels, which can be dangerous, presumably to make themselves look good and add to what nature has given the..."

Um, women don't wear heels to impress men; women don't generally dress based on what men would think. We are aware that the vast majority of straight men couldn't care less.