there's more

me (on IM): so be on the lookout for gargantua when you pick me up tomorrow
have to go in a minute, volunteered to sweep the yard

mom: is he picking u up?
a.: yeah
mom: how are things with his boyfriends?
a: boyfriends?
mom: I mean boyfriend, whatever
mom: I meant boyfriends in general
a.: I don't think he has one right now
mom: oh, well. lots of people don't have a boyfriend.
mom: do you?
a.: no
mom: do you know why? you're very business-like. you emit no warmth.
you're all seriousness.
Jason: You are very serious.
mom: you're not warm, and you think you know everything better than everyone else, which is very intimidating.
a.: did you find me the broom, mom?