Saturday, September 4, 2010

Storagegate

I opened the door to the hall closet area, in search of some cookies to put on the table for tea.

Jay: What the shit?? Every door in this house opens to more storage! There was a hallway but they turned it into storage.
A.: C'm'ere, you have to see this...
Jay: I'm afraid...

[A. opens another door]

Jay: What the f*???
A.: I know, right? Did I show you the dog food? Follow me into the kitchen.
Jay: [Shrug] At least she only spent seventy cents on it.
A.: Let's take a trip to the basement...

Jay: Is this the Seige of Leningrad all over again?
A.: I know they lived it, but it's time to move on.

I don't mean that meanly. I know it sucked. But it really is time to move on.

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