Friday, September 3, 2010

heard ya the first few times

Dad: You look less tired than you did last night.
Mom: But she has gotten very solid.
Dad: ??
Mom: You know--she used to be very thin, and now she's solid.

later

Mom: What is with your stomach?
A.: I had a meal. My stomach expands when I eat.
Mom: [Shakes head in disbelief]

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