Mom and Dad's first visit to the new house

Happy Friday
7:30 AM.

A.: Hello?
Mom: We're going to go through your books now.

I break down and give her my work number--I figure it's okay because I have caller ID--because I need to work while I talk to her, i.e. I need to talk to her through my headset so I can type.

We go through books-- I agreed it because I thought it would be quick, but I forgot to account for the fact that she doesn't read well in English, much less French or Spanish. So she sounds out a number of books and berates me for never having taken them with me, in spite of the fact that a number of them are there because I lent them to one or both of my parents.

Mom: John Irving.
A.: Which book?
Mom: A... what's that word... “A Widow for a Year.”
A.: I lent that to you because you'd seen the movie and wanted to read the book. You can keep it.
Mom: Behind... Behind the Disappearances
Dad: One of her grad school professors wrote that.
A.: Right. And dad wanted to read it, which is how it found itself in your house.
Mom: Microeconomics.
A.: By...
Mom: Oh, just give it away, who cares. You'll never read it and you can always get it out of the library.
Dad: Well, maybe...
Mom: No! She doesn't need it.
Dad: But...
Mom: No!
A.: I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
Mom: I don't have time for this, either.
A.: Then stop.
Dad: Wait, what's your address?
Mom: We'll just get it on the way.
Dad: No, we should get it now. I want to look it up in Google maps.
Mom: Fine. What's your address.
A.: One-thousand...
Mom: Wait, let me put you on speaker... okay
A.: One-thousand...
Mom: A.? A.?
A.: Yes. One-thousand...
Mom: A.? A.!
A.: Yes! Mom, I'm at work. I can't speak more loudly.
Mom: Okay, now I hear you.
A.: One-thousand...[etc.]
Dad: Zip code?
A.: 223... 14
Mom: 22... 30?
A.: 22314.

By the way, it's not like I never sent my parents my new address.

Dad: Alexandria?
A.: Yes.
Mom: Virginia?
A.: Yes?
Mom: *West*
A.: No!
Mom: Not West?
A.: No.
Mom: Just Virginia??
A.: Yes! Did you think I lived in West Virginia?
Mom: I don't know.
A.: I have to go.
Mom: Okay, I'll call you back.

She calls me back.

Mom: Voces de Hispanoamerica: Anthologia de Literatura. You don't want that, right?
A.: I do, actually-- please bring it.
Mom: Really?
A.: Yes.
Mom: Psychology of adolescence.
A.: You can give that away.
Mom: Yeah, I thought so.

Gotta get those jabs in at the field of psychology.

A.: I have to go.
Mom: Well, but...
A.: No, I have to go NOW.
Mom: Well, call me back.

10am. I call her back

A.: Mom, it's almost 10am. I really recommend that you leave soon.
Mom: You recommend? This is your fault because of all your books.
A.: Nonetheless, do get going. I have to get back to work.
Mom: Well, you should have thought about that before you left all these books here.
A.: Bye, mom.

We go through several more of those conversations.

10:30ish

A.: You guys haven't left yet?
Dad: No. The priority was getting all the literature sorted.
A.: I thought the priority was not hitting traffic, so as not to make the eight-hour drive even longer.
Dad: Well, it looks like we'll be able to leave within the next hour.
We're going to stop by Abram's.
A.: Why??
Dad: So he can show us how to work the GPS system.
A.: [Shrug]. Okay, give me a call when you've left.
Dad: Okay.

5:15pm

A.: Where are you guys?
Dad: In New Jersey.
A.: North or south?
Dad: South, almost in Delaware. Where are you?
A.: Still at work. I'm leaving soon. Have a safe rest of the trip.
Dad: Okay, bye.... wait, mom has something to say...
A.: Yes?
Dad: She says, call AT&T and tell them they gave us the wrong GPS system.
A.: Tell her I'll drop everything and do that right now.

***
Let's go over the facts you (and mom) already knew:

I was at work when mom called at 7:30am. I was still at work when I called her almost ten hours later.

Now for some new facts:

The first work related e-mail that I sent this morning was, "Am I going to Iowa next week?" It turns out, yes, I am. Who knew. I get back quite late on Friday, and I'm volunteering for the Smith rose drop on Saturday morning and co-hosting a baby shower on Saturday afternoon. Between Monday morning and the time I leave for Iowa on Wednesday night, I will effectively spend all my time working and going to the dentist. This weekend, I will effectively spend all my time entertaining my parents.

Does it sound like calling AT&T is a high priority for me?

***
How Friday got even longer
My house, situated one block from a major thoroughfare, is not hard to find. Nonetheless, it can be tricky at night, and online and other directions can make it harder than it needs to be, so when I checked in with my parents about twenty minutes prior to their expected arrival, I suggested that they call me when they got close rather than go along with what their GPS system had to say. My dad said, "nah, we'll use the GPS just out of curiosity." Fine. You can lead a horse to a quicker arrival time after an eight hour trip...

Like I said, the house isn't hard to find, so they arrived soon afterward. And then took about ten minutes to park in a space about one and a half times their car. Mom was conscious about how much space she would inevitably leave on one side or the other, but there was no way around it-- two cars weren't going to fit in that spot so it didn't matter.

Mom was cranky, which is understandable (a) always and (b) after a long drive. I was cranky (a) after a long day at work and (b) because mom brings out the cranky in me. I mentally prepared myself for this as I walked to the metro this morning, told myself, 'you can't change her, you can only control you,' etc. But as the authors of Nudge will tell you, it's one thing to plan ahead and another to overcome your instincts in the moment, especially when someone hits a nerve.

Dad: Maybe we could leave these books in the car for now?
Mom: No! We shouldn't leave anything in the car.

We brought in a load of stuff. Mom started poking around, poked her head into the utility room.

Mom: The washing machine came with the house?
A.: No, I bought it. I mean, one came with the house but it leaked.
Mom: Where's the dryer?
A.: Right here, on top of the washing machine.
Mom: How much did you pay for these?
A.: Does it matter?
Mom: Well, I just want to know.
A.: Just over $500 each [not including plumbing costs, which were almost as much].
Mom: You could have done better.
A.: I assure you that I couldn’t have.

I don't know when mom was last in the market for a washer-- she's had the same one since I still lived there, so that's fourteen years-- much less a stackable, high efficiency washer. She's never been in the market for a dryer. If she did ever ask or hear about my frustrations with the washer/dryer, she clearly didn't listen. It doesn't really matter, though, because even independently of all those factors, what she said just isn't the right thing to say.

Dad: I like this house.
Mom: It's okay, just a bit crowded.

I think she meant cluttered, which is amusing, because my house, in its own right, is about as cluttered as it is hard to find, but it's especially uncluttered compared to my parents' house.

Mom: Was the microwave there or did you buy it?
A.: I bought it.
Mom: Is it an oven/microwave combo?
A.: No.
Mom: It would be better if it were.

So went much of the evening: 'you should do this,' 'you should get that.' I didn't argue, just shrugged. I think once in a while I said, "there are many things that can be done with this house; that is not a priority."

Actually, as a refresher, let's review the things I've done or had help doing or had done since I moved in not six months ago: painted four rooms and one accent wall; tore up nasty carpet; replaced missing, broken or gross bathroom fixtures; replaced major appliances; had overhead lighting installed and wiring repaired; installed window treatments; installed (well, Allen installed) closet doors in three rooms; moved in, arranged furniture and hung art; etc. Pretty much everybody else who has stepped in this house, even back in January, has said, "it doesn't look like you've only been here a few months. Nonetheless, it doesn't surprise me at all that mom expects me to have made all of the repairs and improvement, including unnecessary ones, that she got to in over twenty plus years of being a homeowner.

Dad and I brought some more stuff from the car, including that dresser thing that I told her not to bring, which is really a small file cabinet.

Mom: You should have left that in the car, since you don't want it.
Dad: You said to bring everything in!
Mom: Well, no one's going to steal that!

Mom doesn't quite understand the leave-nothing-in-the-car concept.

A., noticing “The Lexus and the Olive Tree”: That book, I really didn't need.
Mom: UNBELIEVABLE! I TRY SO HARD. I SORT THROUGH YOUR BOOKS TO MAKE SURE TO GET EVERYONE RIGHT, GOD FORBID I GET RID OF ONE OF THE BOOKS YOU WANT, AND THEN THIS! YOU'RE SUCH A PIG, I CAN'T TAKE IT! WE LEFT LATE BECAUSE WE WERE GOING THROUGH YOUR BOOKS. I SPENT SO MUCH TIME, TRIED SO HARD! YOU'RE SUCH A PIG, I CAN'T TAKE IT! SEE IF I EVER COME DOWN HERE AGAIN! I'M LEAVING TOMORROW! Oh, wait, I'm leaving tomorrow anyway-- am I?
A.: No, you're leaving Sunday.
Mom: Oh.

And that tirade was really the point where I no longer cared to accommodate her mood. So shortly thereafter, as she and dad were eating, I said something I really should have let go.

Dad: Do you have any bread?
A.: I have some in the freezer, will heat it up. Mom, do you want any?
Mom: No, thanks.

I defrosted and toasted the bread and put it on dad's plate.

Dad: It smells good.
Mom: Ooh, could I have a small piece?

Dad handed her a piece of bread, which mom took in her hand and broke over the floor.

A.: Could you do that over a plate, please??
Mom: What is the problem? This is why people should eat in the kitchen!

If she meant that as a dig, she failed to touch a nerve there; my kitchen, while to small for eating in, is no smaller than it needs to be as far as I'm concerned, and I personally like eating in the dining room, which is connected to the kitchen.

So while she probably aimed that at my sensitivities, it struck my sense of humor, because it was just such an absurd thing to say. That also didn't stop her from repeating it.

A.: No, I'm just saying-- you have a plate in front of you. Rather than getting crumbs on the floor, it would be just as easy to break that piece of bread over your plate.
Mom: When you have guests over, do you lecture them, too?
A.: My guests don't go out of their way to make a mess on the floor.
Mom: This is why people should only eat in the kitchen!

Sure, I could have, should have, just let it go. It was only a few crumbs, and even though I didn't feel like sweeping that night, I said it more to get at mom than to discourage bad behavior. Which was immature and small of me. At least I admit it, can work on that.

***
Saturday morning
I should cut dad some slack, especially since (a) he had to put up with mom' attitude all day yesterday; (b) he's being helpful; and (c) he actually said, "good work, I'm proud of you. I can tell how much work you've put into this house."

And I appreciate that. But I don't appreciate that in spite of my having reiterated to him, regularly over the last six and a half years, that the DC area is not a tropical paradise, this reality hasn't gotten through to him.

Dad: I'm checking out this heating system.
A.: The heating system, according to the inspector, is two years new and top of the line.
Dad: I guess it's fine for an area like this where it doesn't really get cold.
A.: It gets quite cold here. There were entire weeks this winter with temperatures in the teens.
Dad: The heating system works?
A.: It works very well-- it's just turned down now because it gets very warm upstairs at night. I'll turn it back up.
Dad: No, I'm fine. I just want to make sure it works.

Dad: I'm going to go check out the gate.
A.: Turn the alarm off before you open the door. [I explain how].

Five minutes later, the alarm goes off. Dad takes out his glasses, starts looking at the system. I go over there and turn it off.

Dad: I thought you meant to turn it off only if I go out the back door.
A.: Why?? No, it goes for both doors.

***
Mom: A.!!!
A.: Just a minute. [I go upstairs].
Mom: Could I have a towel?
A.: There's one in your room.
Mom: Oh. It's black.
A.: Yes? Would you like a towel in another color?
Mom: Well, no, but, did you buy it?
A.: Yes.
Mom: Why buy a black towel?
A.: Why not?
Mom: I don't know. Actually, yes, could I have another one?
A.: Sure.

Mom: There's not a lot of natural light in your bathroom.
A.: No, there isn't.

There is actually no natural light in my bathroom. It is on the side of the house that is attached. This really does not bother me.

Mom comes downstairs

Mom: In our house we have plenty of towels, as well as sheets. Why do you bother buying this stuff?
A.: I quite like my towels and sheets.
Mom: But why buy them at all? We have plenty.
A.: [Shrug]

A few minutes later

Mom: Why is so much of your furniture black?
A.: Is it?
Mom: It's very dark here.
A.: It really isn't.

My futon and one bookcase are black. Oh and two end tables.

Mom: I like the downstairs more than the upstairs.
A.: So do I.

***
Saturday March 21, 2009 10:27 AM
new age pop science abounds

Last night it was, "the microwave kills everything living in vegetables-- all the vitamins."

No, it doesn't.

This morning it's, "it's not healthy to be surrounded by dark colors. It's an atmosphere thing."

I like my living room, mom. Let it go.

***
Blowout

We had a bit of time before we had to leave for the play, so I said Id run to the supermarket and asked mom if she wanted to join me. But we need to go now, I said. Sure, she said. And proceeded to take ten minutes to put on her shoes.

Mom, showing me a shoe: These are Italian.
A.: Show me later, mom. Put them on and let's go.
Mom: I bought them...
A.: Put your shoes on, mom!

We eventually made it out of the house. On the way out of the store, mom grabbed a real estate guide.

Mom: You should have bought this house: look, three levels.
A.: [Shrug]
Mom: It's okay, you have plenty of time ahead of you.
A.: I'm quite happy with my house, mom.

She said something similar again. I decided to be an adult and be upfront about what was bothering me. Big mistake.

A.: Look, I don't care that you don't like the house, but the constant negativity is draining.
Mom: Negativity? Me?
A.: Yes. From the minute you walked in the door, you've talked about how just about everything should be different.
Mom: Me? For example?
A.: The microwave, the dryer...
Mom: You're so sensitive! And I can't believe you keep this stuff in your head! You're the one with the problem. I tell you that I think it's a waste to have this massive microwave, and you can't take it-- and you remember it!
A.: I remember it because you said it three times. And that's part of the problem: I heard you the first time. I registered your opinion. I don't need to hear it every time you see the microwave.
Mom: I only said it once.
A.: I'm just saying, you've had nothing but negative comments from last night, and it's draining.
Mom: Whatever! I haven't been doing that! Why can't you handle hearing my opinion?
A.: That's not the issue.

It devolved into a screaming fight from there. For the first few rounds, I managed to keep my voice level. Eventually, when she wouldn't back off, I lost it. Which was basically letting her win.

Mom: Look, if you can't take a constructive comment...
A.: MOM, IT'S NOT THE COMMENT, IT'S YOUR ATTITUDE!
Mom: Listen to yourself!
A.: I'll listen to myself if you listen to yourself-- that's all I'm saying.
Mom: To get angry over such petty things!
A.: It's the whole thing together-- I don't CARE about the microwave.

And so on.

Sunday 1:01 PM
Why do I even bother to hibernate my laptop

Mom: If you ask me, I liked your other neighborhood better.
A.: Homes in that neighborhood cost 2.5 to 3 times more.

Mom: I read that you shouldn't advertise your security system on your lawn, because if people know what kind it is, they'll know how to get around it. Not that anyone would break into here anyway-- it's clear from looking at it that there's nothing valuable in here.

Sunday, March 22, 2009
The search narrows

The roommate candidate came by. I'd said I'd call him on Sunday after my parents took off, but they ended up staying into the evening, so I told him to just come by whenever.

Mom: Why do you want to live with a guy?
A.: I have no preferences either way.
Mom: So, overall, you'd rather live with a woman.
A.: It depends a lot more on the individual person.
Mom: So who all stopped by earlier in the week?
A.: A number of people...
Mom: I want to meet this guy, assess whether he'd be a good fit.
A.: Okay.

The guy comes by, sees the house, says hello to the parents.

Mom: I couldn't see what state his license plate was from. That worries me.
A.: Why?
Mom: It's sketchy. His license plate number was [______]. Write it down.
A.: What am I going to do with his license plate number??
Mom: Just in case.
A.: Just in case what? What would I do with a license plate number just in case?
Mom: You never know who's out there.
A.: Yes, and a license plate number helps me how?
Mom: Anyway, what did he say?
A.: He appeared interested in the room.
Mom: So did you make arrangements?
A.: No, I'm still showing it to one or two people during the week.
Mom: So what next?
A.: Next I show it to the other people, and then decide which I'd rather live with, and see if they're still interested.
Mom: How do you know?
A.: By meeting them, as well as asking them questions.

***
9:59 PM 0
The weekend

I'm proud to announce that I got through the weekend without a single comment about my weight, although Mom did manage to get in some jabs at my hair:

Mom: You know who your hair reminds me of? Who's that character in Harry Potter that raises dragons? Do you know who I'm talking about? Your hairstyle is just like his, except that he has a beard. Other than that, you look just like him.

***
The overarching themes of the visit were constant lifestyle advice and house-bashing, until both evolved into constant discussion of how I was too sensitive for taking exception to the constant lifestyle advice and house-bashing. The thing is, if I could afford "help," I'd first hire a housekeeper, and then a personal trainer. What I would not opt for is a live-in lifestyle guru. It turns out I don't take well to someone commenting on my every move and advising me on how to do things differently.

Mom: Why do you keep your chocolate in the freezer?
A.: Because it's fresh and thus perishable.
Mom: What do you mean, fresh?
A.: I mean it's homemade.
Mom: Why make homemade chocolate? Trader Joe's has perfectly good chocolate for $6 per pound.

We had already established why I happen to have homemade chocolate (party leftovers), but that's not the point. The point is, why do I have to have an explanation, much less justification, for having homemade chocolate?

A.: I don't consume enough of it to make buying it worthwhile. That's why this chocolate is in the freezer rather than the fridge.
Mom: Why not? Chocolate is very good for you.
A.: Small amounts of chocolate are somewhat good for you.
Mom: I always have it with coffee. Don't you have it with coffee?
A.: No, but even if I did, I don't often drink coffee.
Mom: Coffee's very good for you! I read that you should drink coffee three times a day.

I didn't argue. I just braced myself for whatever lifestyle advice she would come out with next. I didn't have to wait long.

Mom: Do you not have a TV out of principle?
A.: No-- it just wasn't, isn't a priority.
Mom: You need a TV, even just a small one in the kitchen, so you can watch the news while you're doing something. That way you can stay informed and get the weather.

Staying informed is a huge problem for me. I have no f*ing idea about what's going on in the world.

A.: I don't watch the news or weather on TV.
Mom: You have to watch the weather!
A.: Or I can look the weather up online rather than listen to someone read it to me after they've read the weather for the rest of the country.
Mom: You'd be in the middle of something anyway.
A.: I'd still have to listen to other people's weather. Why, when I can just go online and look up local weather in minutes.
Mom: It takes more than minutes.
A.: If I want to watch TV while I'm cooking, I can bring my laptop in here.
Mom: That's not the same.
A.: Perhaps not, but I already own it.

***
Luckily, "Dog in the Manger" was very good, and my parents very much enjoyed it, as well as our walk across the Mall, through its various gardens, afterward. Things were calm for a while, which is not to say they were smooth.

Last night we decided to go to a hardware store, but I suggested we go first thing in the morning instead.

Mom: Sometimes they open late on weekends.
A.: This one doesn't.
Mom: It might.
A.: Mom, if there is one thing in this world I know, it is Lowe's' opening hours.

In the scheme of things this wasn't much, but when you're tired, the last thing you need is people arguing with you needlessly.

Mom, flipping through the real estate guide she picked up: Look, this house is beautiful and quite affordable for the size.
A., looking over: If you want to live in Reston.
Mom: Where's Reston?
A.: Where Elena used to live.
Mom: That's a lovely area.
A.: It's not bad.
Mom: So?
A.: So it's still Reston. It's at least an hour outside of the city in good traffic, it's a fake main-street town--whereas I currently live in a real, historic one--and it's just not my thing.

WHY do I need to keep going over this? I bought in Alexandria for a reason (many, actually); it's not because I didn't know that homes were more affordable in Reston. I could discuss my reasons for choosing to live here rather than [way the f* out] there, but that's not the point (it never is); the point is, it's draining to have someone constantly ask you to defend why you do things the way you do. It was the same thing on Friday: Could I have done better on a washer and dryer? Of course. There are less expensive washers and dryers out there. Are major appliances one of those things where you should pay a bit more to get what you want, because over the life of the purchase, the additional price is worth it? Of course. Do I feel like explaining that after a long day, or ever? No. And I don't appreciate being expected to do so, all the time.

Mom kept telling me that I shouldn't get aggravated over small things and that we're just not compatible if I can't handle her opinion. Take Misha--her best friend--for example.

Mom: Remember when he brought me that mask from George, and I chewed him out because I didn't like it? I felt bad afterward--you and dad made me feel bad--so I called him to apologize, and he said it was fine and he'd rather know. He can take hearing my opinion.
A.: Mom, it's not the opinion. It doesn't bother me that you don't like my color scheme. It's just grating that you don't miss an opportunity to slam the house.
Mom: That's not true! I'm just stating my opinion.
A.: You state your opinion non stop. Do you go to all your friends' houses and constantly talk about how much you dislike everything there?
Mom: I'm just saying, I really like having a convection oven and microwave in one. That's all I said.
A.: Well, you said it three times and I heard you the first time.
Mom: I said it once.
A.: I'm not arguing with you about this.
Mom: It's just so hurtful-- you can't understand it-- that I come down here and you snap at me. At the slightest provocation.
A.: Mom, I assure you that it is not at the slightest provocation that I snap. I snap after I can't take it any more, and that's usually after you've said the same thing many times.

For example, we were on our way to Lowe's (and we've established that I am familiar with Lowe's. I know my way to Lowe's, and you can deduce that I know how to maneuver Rte. 1 to get to Lowe's.

Mom: Just relax, don't rush.
A.: I'm going 25 mph, mom.
Mom: No, you're going closer to 30. Don't fret, don't hurry. And don't follow that car so closely! Just be calm and take your time. You know, I rear-ended someone once going 30 mph, it can happen. It's better to take your time. Just take a deep breath. Really, it's better to drive relaxed. Fretting might save you several seconds, which really doesn't matter in the long run. Really, just relax.
A.: MOM, BACK OFF AND LET ME CONCENTRATE!
Mom: What is WRONG with you? I'm just telling you to relax.
A.: Well, you're not helping. Please be quiet and let me drive.
Mom: Unbelievable. [Turns to dad] Can you believe this?
Dad: How do you take it when someone backseat drives?
Mom: That's different. That's it, I'm never coming to visit you again!
A.: COULD YOU STOP TALKING FOR FIVE SECONDS?
Mom: You really need to learn to relax.

I am by no means trying to come off as blameless-- many a time, I could have, should have managed myself. Mom brought out the worst in my this weekend, which is still my worst, and I own it. If my mother and I are to maintain any sort of relationship, we both need to work on ourselves and take responsibility for our demons. So far, only one of us has taken that step.

Later

Mom: I mean, if you can't take constructive comments...
A.: Mom, I am telling you that it is not the comments themselves. Could you listen to me? I have listened to you. Could you try to understand that I'm not talking about the microwave.
Mom: It's just not healthy to snap at the slightest criticism.
A.: You're not listening to me.
Mom: Speaking my mind is just the person that I am.

This conversation repeated itself a few times. It reminded me, actually, of a seminar I went to at work on how not to manage. It was based on a book--I don't remember the name--on the most annoying and counterproductive characteristics in a manager, or coworker for that matter, and one of them was the 'that's just the way I am' line. In an office setting, this can take the form of, 'Yeah, I don't do math, so someone else better do that.' Well, often nobody wants to do it, but everybody needs to get over the 'that's me' and do what they need to do to do their job. I wouldn't dream of saying anything like that at work. Could you imagine? 'I'm pretty ADD, so you'll need to get someone else to handle this very tedious part of the job.' I've seen it, experienced it in relationships, too-- there's a certain point, i.e. the point where you let other people into your life, that 'I'm just this way' doesn't cut it.

Just as the play and pleasant walk calmed us all down yesterday, gardening calmed us down today. Mom is at her best when she's gardening, and it does wonders for me, too. I mean, the core issue has not been resolved, i.e. she has not heard, or at least not acknowledged hearing, my perspective on her nitpicking and criticizing, but we were able to go the afternoon without bickering. Overall, it was good seeing them.

***
8:02 PM
State of the Blogger
Yawn.

As agreed, Mom left me a message to let me know they got in safely. It was something like, "[Yawn] We're [yawn] here. [Yawn]. Good night [Yawn]."

My [yawn] sentiments exactly.

I'm really, really tired. But I'm also emotionally drained. I'm not sure what my expectations were for the weekend, but it was more contentious than I thought it would be.

Irony is sometimes enjoyable unless it's sad. I can't help but find it kind of funny that mom explained to me that her issues with the color scheme in my house--which is hardly goth--weren't aesthetic, weren't about the colors themselves, but about how darker colors in her view translate into an effect on the soul. At the same time, I tried to explain to her that what translated into an effect on my soul was relentless, repetitive criticism, rather the content of any such criticism. If she's so concerned about the state of my soul, she might be able to stand back and assess its condition under her behavior. My expectations are reasonable; I've long given up on expecting mom to acknowledge that tastes are individual and subjective and that she's not doing anyone a favor, as she believes, by constantly airing her opinions. This is the woman who gave to a friend that runs a bakery a bread cookbook, because she (mom) didn't like her bread and wanted to help her. I pick my battles; I know the one about taste is a lost cause. Furthermore, I agree with her that color schemes affect the soul; I don't agree that mine is too dark to be healthy. Flipping through the 'homes' part of the latest, perhaps Easter-themed, pastel-colored Better Homes and Gardens made me want to gag. I can assure you that sitting on a black futon, surrounded by dark wood furniture and with a black bookcase against one wall, is not draining my soul. Having to listen to (a) advice, all day, about what else I should do, and what I should do differently, with the house; (b) how every home in the real estate guide is a better value and I should have bought it instead; and (c) how I need to relax, has an effect that I can assure you is not one of spiritual enlightenment.


Monday, March 23, 2009
Odds and ends

Mom apologized. Kind of. The only way she knows how, which is by apologizing for a lesser offense, while missing the point.

She called and said that upon thinking about it, the house actually is quite nice. There are parts of it that she really likes, although some parts not so much. But it is lovely to be able to see the birds out the back door, and listen to them in the backyard. And it's okay, anyway, because it's just my first house.

It's kind of like that time after our trip to Arizona that she acknowledged that that $17 hiking book really was a worthwhile purchase. Which was her way of apologizing for the fit she threw over my decision to spend $17 on a hiking book, which was the tip of the iceberg in my lack of judgment and financial irresponsibility. You'll note that there was no acknowledgment of immature or abusive behavior on her part, nor of the lack of trust in my judgment on her part that would lead her to throw a fit over a $17 purchase, but it wasn't the time to point out that judgment, trust, and behavior--and not the book or its purchase price--were the issues of the day. When mom quasi-apologizes, I take what I can get.

So today, when mom kind of apologized and did her best to say nice things about the house, I did not take the opportunity to point out that the issues of the day were negativity, nagging and lack of trust in my judgment (oldie but goodie-- a classic with real staying power), and not what she thinks of the house. So she still hasn't heard, registered, what I had to say, and she thinks that she hurt my feelings by criticizing my decor. So be it. At least she's acknowledged that her behavior wasn't perfectly inoffensive, and that's something, especially considering that yesterday her position was that we shouldn't be in one another's presence if I can't handle her straightforwardness. Good for mom for making an effort.