Why did no one tell me?

Remember my former boss, who was really annoying, obnoxious, offensive, etc.? I didn't blog about him a whole lot for obvious reasons, but I do recall a 'tale of two assholes' post.

Well, I found out yesterday that he'd been attacked by a wild turkey. Came back to the office all bloody; apparently he'd made it worse by fighting back, trying self-defense moves on the turkey.

I am VERY disappointed in some of you for not telling me about this sooner. What were you thinking?