Good thing I'm working Monday

There's another thing, in addition to what day I'm getting in, that mom can't seem to keep track of.

On the phone with a friend:

Mom: How old? I'm not sure. V., how old is she? 33? [Pause] Oh, 31. She's 31.

As for dad, he's unable to distinguish celebrities that don't even look alike. He has always had this issue. If he saw any blond woman on TV, he'd say, "that's Britney Spears." Well, Failure to Launch is on TV, and Bradley Cooper's in it.

Dad: I almost didn't recognize Adam Sandler.
A.: That's because that's not Adam Sandler.
Dad: Yes, it is. It definitely is.
A.: No it isn't!