mom tricks me into video chatting

A.: Hello?
Mom: So, I just discovered a card of some sort sticking out of the computer.
A.: What does it say?
Mom: It doesn't say anything. It just sticks out.
A.: Can you take a picture of it?
Mom: It's just here--I think it was inside before.
A.: I don't know, mom. I'd need to see a picture.
Mom: It's... black, and I hadn't noticed it before.
A.: Mom, can you show me a picture?
Mom: I'll skype you.
A.: Okay.

I'll let you know if she calls me fat.