Mom: Why is your belly protruding?
A.: Cabbage.
Mom: What about your butt?
A.: [Shrug.]
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I'm going to start using that as an answer to all sorts of questions. Why did the Obamacare website crash? Cabbage. Why did the Nazis lose WWII? Cabbage. Who misplaced my socks? Cabbage.
lol to Jason's response. What would happen if you answered "genetics" or would that start a sh*t storm?
though these is good reading for your blog readers, sorry you have to deal with this from your mom.
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