MOM! I'm eating.

Mom: Have some caviar spread.
A.: Thanks, I'll have a bit. I'll have a bit. I'm getting full.
Mom: It's really concentrated in nutrients, just like any sperm.
A.: Mom! That's not appetizing.
Mom: Well, it's true.

A few minutes later

Mom: It's high in protein.
A., checking the label: There's one gram of protein per tablespoon.
Mom: Is that a lot?
A.: Not really.
Mom: Well, it does have a lot of nutrients, just like any sperm.
A.: MOM! I'm eating.
Mom; It's fish sperm, it's okay.