Now in double the man-repellent strength!

Guys, guess what: I'm double man-repellent! We've all heard how man-repellent it is to be vegan, so I won't waste your time rehashing that one, but Susan Patton's back with another factor that doubles my man-repelling powers.

As for her assertion that men have nothing to lose as they age, I bring you science:

Older men are more likely than young ones to father a child who develops autism or schizophrenia, because of random mutations that become more numerous with advancing paternal age, scientists reported on Wednesday, in the first study to quantify the effect as it builds each year. The age of mothers had no bearing on the risk for these disorders, the study found.

Just sayin'.