Broken record

Over coffee

Mom: A.?
A.: Yes?
Mom: You've put on weight, yeah?
A.: I doubt it, but given that you've been inspired to suggest as much every day, ten times a day, it's possible.
Mom: I'm just curious. I mean, do you weigh yourself?
A.: No.
Mom: Well, you've definitely bulked up. You were once very delicate, and now you're heftier.
A.: [Shrug]
Mom: When did you quit eating dairy?
A.: Late October.
Mom: Huh. Not long at all. Interesting.