I'm getting exhausted

Oh I forgot a classic: spraying something, not saying it. We talked about this with not liking food. It happened while we were watching the Daily Show.

Mom: I don't really like Jon Stewart.

Five minutes later.

Mom: I don't really care for Jon Stewart.

Two minutes later.

Mom: I don't like Jon Stewart.
A.: Mom! I get it. I like him, I heard you the first time.




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Mom: You look tasteless. Doesn't she look tasteless.
Dad: [shrug].
Mom: That skirt is obnoxious.

Mom: Why didn't you tell me before, I could have found something for you to wear.
A.: Just drop it. I'm wearing this.