Monday morning roundup

At least we can count on scientist being scientists.

Some crazy woman attacked a Gauguin at the National Gallery. Note that the Post doesn't have the journalistic anatomy to actually reprint the painting in full, because, God forbid, some idiot reader might freak out at the sight of painted breasts.

What processed food looks like without food coloring. You know, when we made soy ice cream for my party, the green tea ice cream was green and the azuki ice cream was red. Just sayin'.