Mom Madness

If I were more tech savvy I would set up one of those branched charts or at least a voting mechanism, but I'm not so you have to vote with your comments.

The trip is 21 days including travel time. That's 21 day of quality family time. Please predict, without going over, how many times mom will say:

1. You've really gained weight!
2. I don't like your hair like that.
3. Have you started any fights with people at work yet?
4. Why don't you apply to Google?
5. Why are you bringing a sweater, it's warm out?
6. Why aren't you eating that?
6a. It's healthy.
6b. You shouldn't obsess about anything, including your weight.
7. Why aren't you drinking coffee?
7a. Coffee is good for you.
7b. You're so politically correct.
8. Don't put on sunblock- you need vitamin D.
9. You really don't think it's possible that we evolved from amoeba!
10. You don't know anything about history.
11. All government is idiots.
12. You're always so "correct."
13. The way you walk is so not sexy.
14. Your problem is that you're harsh and intimidating.
15. You're so socially overbearing!
16. Why are you so worried about germs? It's good to build up your immune system.

Bonus: How many of these comments will be worth waking me up in the middle of the night?