Thursday morning roundup

I actually agree with Josh Ozersky on this one: truffle-oil kids are worse than chicken-nugget kids.

The Onion on women voters.

I don't know when--at what event that was supposed to be entertaining--I so wanted ninety minutes of my life back as I did last night at "Arias with a Twist." The puppetry was cool, though the execution could have been smoother (black-costumed and -masked puppeteers worked okay against a black background but looked silly against the red one that invoked hell, as if we weren't already in it). The puppetry was cool; the show was ridiculous.