Another installment of, "how I know I'm dating the right person"

A.: It's been out there for less than 12 hours and it's already been hit by bird poop.
F.: Those birds are out of control. They get my car every time I park around here.
A.: Well, they'll get your car whenever you park outside.
F.: No, these aren't your everyday birds, these birds are really gross. What are they eating? They must be eating McDonald's stuff that gets left on the ground. Gross.