Tuesday evening roundup

Thinking of making a Hitler comparison? Alexandra Petri's created a handy flow-chart just for that situation.

Ruth Marcus points out that Gov. Christie would unlikely have gotten as far as he has were he a woman of a similar girth.

How many times in one column can Dana Milbank make you cringe over his puns?

When altruism goes too far, it's actually just selfish.

I was able to avoid linking that article to RM's behavior, but I'm going to invoke him anyway because of this one. It's about spouses, but the same thing goes: give people their f*ing space.