Wednesday morning roundup

Got oil spill compensation money? Blow it on a Sponge Bob tattoo.

Some people just don't get it.

Actually, more people--many voters--really just don't get it. Rinse, repeat.

Maureen Dowd points out that not getting has become cool. Kathleen Parker accuses Maureen Dowd of cat fighting. More curiously, she writes that Carly Fiorina ran HP but neglects to mention that she happened to run it into the ground. Anyway, Ruth Marcus wraps up this morning's analysis of gender politics.