Saturday morning roundup

Ikea used forced East German labor.

The military shows the pitfalls of incentivizing marriage.

Please dispose of your used smartphones as sustainably as possible.

The Onion on secession.

Gail Collins on the election. Wow:

The Maine Republican chairman was breathlessly reporting that “dozens, dozens of black people” had mysteriously shown up to vote in rural areas.

I'm laying off of the Twinkies jokes because they speak for themselves, but here's how you can make your own if you need a fix.