Thursday, June 18, 2015

"Your belly is huge" (updated)

Mom reaches for my stomach.

Mom: Your belly is huge!
[to dad:] Look at that belly!
[to me:] It's time for you to go on a fast.

She reaches for my stomach again, shakes her head.

***
I was coming down the stairs as mom was going up.

Mom: Wow, you've really put on weight.
A.: Good.
Mom: There's nothing good about it.

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