Thursday morning roundup

Lots of wisdom, on various topics, from Gail Collins.

I don't think I need an edible wall, but I'm considering a rooftop garden (which entails a tall ladder, which entails a shed to store it in, etc.).

I don't get it. This is why people have little faith in our criminal justice system.

I have successfully resisted the "Twilight" craze. In fact, "resist" is too strong a word, since I haven't given it a second thought. With all the things to read out there, who needs that crap?