Monday evening roundup

I was gonna make a joke about this based on the headline but the racial slur aspect makes the whole thing really not okay; disdain for misbehaving children on airplanes should be colorblind.

Also not okay: online harassment.

Also on kids: how to help them not grow into obnoxious $hits.

General relativity is more complicated than a deformed rubber sheet, which is too bad 'cuz I was about to make some decisions about using spacetime based on what I knew about rubber sheets and not this gobbledygook. And while we're on the topic of $hit I don't understand: dark matter peaks in March, whatever the f* that means.