Friday roundup

Brought to you by the fact that I had to turn on my laptop to work.

Stay angry about how universities handle sexual assault. Also, watch Sam Bee's clip about state laws.

SNL really nails CNN.

Nestle bottles and sells California's scarce water.

Guess what! Plant-based eating is good for the planet.

Have you got paprika in your snot?

Human males are well endowed as primates go.

Yup: if there's anything worse than kids, it's parents.

I love this (by Alana Massey); pair it with my earlier posts on calling women crazy, etc.

The “Cool Girl” is, of course, remarkably dull in her interests because they center almost exclusively on the man with whom she is so inexplicably enraptured. But the “Cool Girl” has no Chill. She likes him far too much and lets it show. Chill is different — it is agreeable because it is emotionally vacant. Chill is what Cool would look like with a lobotomy and no hobbies. And for a large subset of the population, Chill is one of the most desirable qualities in a romantic prospect.

Art without gluten.