Dad: If she has, it's not noticeable.
Mom: When she sits like that, it's very noticeable.
A.: Like what?
Mom: Just like that, in your chair. You look very... fulsome.
This exchange is only hilarious to people who actually know what I look like, so I'm tempted to post a picture from the beach yesterday, but I know that some (or at least one) of you can't handle that. So here's a small, color-manipulated picture to provide an idea of my fulsomeness.
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