The consequences of underrepresentation

F* you, Gap Outlet, for being closed, and f* you, Trader Joe's, for closing early. Does it f*ing occur to you that some people don't give a f* about Easter? Don't you have any Jews in your employ that could hold down the f*ing fort? What the f* am I going to put on my feet when I go on vacation? What the f* am I going to eat this week? F* you both.