Monday evening roundup

Klein on Bookergate. I'm still not sure whether the original photos were satirical or flippant. The Onion on high-fructose corn syrup. Oh, what else makes you dumber: meat and dairy. It's funny, I read and appreciated the most recent Modern Love column but didn't identify; if anything, it made me realize how relatively not disoriented I am, post-breakup. A lot of the things that are different, are different for the better. For example, I no longer have these assclowns on my Pandora.