What the f* is growing in my backyard?

Alright guys, I need your help. In the clusterf* that was my April, I finished off an already insane weekend by planting some seeds. I couldn't be asked to label them--figured I'd figure it out once they started to grow. So now I have no idea what the f* is growing in my backyard. I was hoping you could help me out. Here are my mystery veggies






I'm happy to report that at least two non-mystery veggies--carrots and sage--are growing, too.